Before I start any talk of music there are a couple of
things I have to document that my bonce had Eureka moments about
First up – I was asked what book would be a good present for
a 4 year old. Without even thinking i said “Anythin with robots or monkeys in”
A few days later i was thinkin about why i said that. Then i realized ‘everyone’
likes robots and monkeys not just kids. Ok so why? And then i broke it down
Gees.
Robots and monkeys are both intriguingly similar to humans
but less boring. Monkeys are amusingly chaotic humans in their pre-historic
state that do stuff that we hypocritically criticize them for like pissing on
their mates, fuking anything that moves no matter the sex, masturbating for all
to see, sniffing bum holes, eating things removed from the body, nicking stuff
they cant use and ganging up for a bit of the old ultra violence. At the opposite end of the scale robots are
like nerdy amusingly organised humans in their futuristic state that do stuff
we hypocritically criticize them for like not walking properly, being top at maths,
not being able to run or swim, always calculating the odds of survival in a
“Fuck Yeah” situation, being shit at fighting and not fucking anything cos
robots are not sexually attractive therefore cant chat up birds very well. What
makes both funny is that they are nearly but not quite us. Thats that cleared
up
Next i need to know if theres already some kind of theory
that says what we see at an atomic level e.g.
atoms and electrons and other really small shit is just the same as
stuff at the other end of the scale e.g. galaxy’s, black holes, stars n stuff
but depending in which direction you look it seems really small one way and
massive the other making General Relativity and the Standard Model actually the
same thing. 4D shit gees. Let me know
Wet Play – Where Good Friends Meet #2
Metrodome – My Way
Who can take a vocal? Speed it up to fuck? Fuel it up with
acid and go drop a boogie hook? The Metrodome caaaaaaaan. The Metrodome can cos
he mixes it with love and makes yer ears feel goooood. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzp No shit
if you aint down with this sound you need to un-learn what you have learned G.
This is a proper face melter! Someone tell Katie Piper to avoid listening to this track cos
she’ll be back to square one! If for
some reason you get puzzled hearing the pitched vocal then go and listen to
loads of early 90’s rave. The scnene was massively into this technique. This is real dance floor disco music. 11 out
of ten for my man Metrodome
Ste Spandex – Pardon My Length
Another discoid tape cruncher from Spandex the cassette
collector . He’s been hoarding that shit to keep the production line working so
theres currently a Scotch VHS drought in Manchester. Shit gets so hot in Spandexys studio we had to send the whole
Ferguson Videostar to the mastering guy cos the track melted the eject button.
Looped boogie disco bliss in Spandex’s undeniable style. This cat is the
producer that just keeps on giving. The more he releases the better it gets and
now he’s finally starting to get noticed worldwide. Theres no way lack of
journalistic exposure is gonna hold back Spandex’s march on the underground.
His production style is unique yet devastatingly effective.
These Wet Play cats also know how to throw a party. Theyz
putting on an all out lazer warfare session with Mancunian underground
institution Space Docking on September 20th at Soup Kitchen in
Manchester’s NQ. Serious underground sounds cookin up ya brain. "CLICK HERE" for event
We are releasing so much stuff in such a short period im not
sure what CAT numbers we’re at anymore. Anyway Red Laser EP4 test press just
came back too and fuckin WOW!!!!!!! This shit just gets heavier and heavier.
Kid Machine and Starion have been working on their debut RL EP’s so this meant
there was some room to fill on EP4 and we haven’t been let down. Heres the
lowdown peeps
Tony Carrasco presents B.Funk feat Sally O – Who What Where When and Why? (Flemming Dalum Remix)
To say Tony Carrasco is a bit of an italo legend and is a
fukin understatement . he is responsible for some of my favourite Italo records
producing Klien & MBO, Ameresie, Flash 83, Gaz Nevada, Plastic Mode and
BFunk. Then take Red Laser Man and Italo legend Flemming Dalum and stick him on
the remix and POW!!!!! The result is one of the heaviest tracks on Red Laser to
date. Its like ACR and ESG were thrown in the studio with nothing to eat except
E’s. An absolute top draw track
Nick Smith – Neon
So the great thing about the label for me is the natural way
things happen. For some reason i havnt had to deal with one knobhead yet which
is rare in showbiz. Out of the intaweb blue comes Nick Smith based over in
Leeds and responsible for the Clandestino parties with fellow top bloke / Dj
producer Joe Morris. When i heard this track i could not believe I had got to
it first. Then i realised there aint many organised vinyl labels out there so
this is a golden time for people like me. This 8 minute acid chugger will blow
the socks off tramp in January. Mindbendingly good
Leon x Leon – 1985
The French beer of choice. No sorry thats 1884. My man in
Paris Leon x Leon is another guy who came to my attention through hanging out
in the same virtual spaces. Again a pleasure to deal with due to the laid back
attitude of people in the Italo and Disco circles. Leon x Leon hits the
sunshine button with this steady and beautifully made sunset disco beatdown. It
chugs hard, drops euphorically and then builds and builds to its hands in the
air finish. 5 star neavuex discoteque
monsieur
Il Bosco (With Ste Spandex on piano) - Hard Shoulder
OK TO WATCH FOR THE Pre orders – “CLICK HERE”
LATERS
Il Bosco
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