Seen as tho its Halloween, instead of doing the obvs and
writing about ghosts and horror disco I thought I would give my verdict on my
favourite blood coloured tipple Red Wine! The following would be best read
listening to Flemming Dalums Classic Mixtape ITALOWEEEEEEENNNNN
Here’s a guide to Bosco’s favourite reds of the moment.
P,S Most are based on whats on offer at the local supermarket. There is an
Oddbins down the road but facing failed graduates with bad skin and stale
breath really puts me off drinkin so I rarely frequent the gaff
Oyster Bay – Pinot Noir – New Zealand – 2011
Ogio - Primitivo – Italy – 2012
This is a cracking power wine. Showbiz grog at ghetto prices.
It seems to be perpetually on offer in the local supermarket so i always grab a
few bottles for the cellar. It is dangerously gluggable and if one isn’t
careful you’ll find yourself waking up in your own piss. It instantly has a
place in my heart due to its production location of Puglia which is right in
the heel of Italy’s boot. Its well-known that I got a thing for high heels
Shaaamooaaann!!!. It has none of the annoying sharpness you get with cheap
wines that result in a bum-hole shaped vinegar mouth. Its rounded smooth edges
complete with great rich jammy undertones make this bottle-o-juice a real
guzzler. Verdict - A Rad Red
Chateau Musar – 2003 – Lebanon
Louis Jadot - Beaujolais-Villages – 2011
Just like my vinyls Im a sucker for the old school. This
belter from Burgundy is defo kickin the arse of any normal Beaujolais. The
French boss the old world in the wine stakes and this is liquid proof. Big
berries dance about in the mouth like Ribbenna employees at the staff crimbo
party. The warmer they get the juicer the results. This agent of pleasure is built
solid and gives a great performance with Red Meats and rich gravy’s. Verdict –
Old skool leg opener
Casalle di Valle – Merlot - Chianti – 2012
To most the word Chianti will conjur images of a corny English
cannibal wearing a grid on his mouth and sucking through his teeth. This is
pretty shit really as it takes away from how good this region is for wines.
Chianti is in central Tuscany which makes it the centre of Italy’s culinary
centre which pretty much makes it centre of the centre of Europe’s scran
centre. All those years of experience and inspiration culminate in many great
Chiantis including in this bright cherry red with great consistent legs and
peppery bottom. Goes well with 80’s electro and Italo slo-mo bangers – Verdict
– Top Italowine
Mountain Veiw - Cabernet Sauvignon - Chile – 2012
Anyway go fill yer fukin boots and enjoy the above claret. Wear a white shirt get pissed enough to spill it all over yasen and you will look the part for Halloween too!
Once ya hit bottle number 3 why not call the Albanians and stick on some boogie bombs courtesy of this belting mixtape from Randy Marsh (Click Here for "A Late Night Boogie Review 2) complete with Psychopathic cover art!
Laters
Il Bosco
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