Many producers will instantly notice a wave with great form.
Sometimes you know you just gotta use a sound when its wave looks beautiful
even if you have no need for it within a composition. This blog post is an
outlet for some Red Laser Readers to share their sexiest waves and for some
others to look on them in an act of voyeurism. Real waves from real people. No
airbrushing or touched up shit you get in the magazines.
Kid Machines Wave – Wythenshawe, Manchester
Shaped like a wizards butt plug Kid Machines wave looks
ready to penetrate your earholes deeeeep.
You can tell that the long bend is there to maximise joy and deliver that
‘ribbed for your pleasure’ message. Machines wave has gone for the classic
monochrome look which shows the body off nicely with its figure hugging black
design and what a curvy figure it is ! I’d love to wrap my lobes around that
unit! Curvy wavey slut YES
Loge’s Wave – Halifax, Yorkshire
This fucker came with an ‘approach with caution’ message
from Loge himself. “Careful you don’t instantly Jizz in your pants” he warned
before i scrolled down to reveal this beautiful plump grub like ear tickler. It’s
clear from his wave that Loge is partial to a bit of a scrubber. She’s an ‘off
the estate’ gal who’s overweight in all the wright places. Its bulges are
nicely complemented by the retro green screen glow of his hardware. I recon Log’s
wave has vinyl origins as it’s quite the hairy bitch. I must say Loge I love
that ‘wave next door’ vibe. Defo hot and achievable.
Moodymanc’s Wave – Whalley Range, Manchester
This mucky wave dropped into the readers waves PO Box from deep
house maestro MoodyManc. This beautiful slice of sound porn is one of his
favourite Zildjian ride’s on repeat and fuck me does that look like a good
ride. Even better, I always like a wave
that’s presented well and Moodymancs is sensually compressed and draped in tasteful
shades of green, finishing the outfit in a flattering innocent white although I
bet this filthy fuck is far from innocent. Spam dressed as Lamb yo. This funky
bitch is perfect audio wave smut. 15 outa 10
LeonxLeon’s Wave – Paris, France
Sacré bleu!!!!!!!
“””Wow!!!!””” This wave is exceeding all the ‘French Wave’ stereotypes.
I’ve already cracked off a couple o wanks before writing and I’m booking in one
more before I make it to the end of this review. It’s not often I get jealous
of another man’s wave but fuck me this is ridiculous!!! Just look at the form! It’s
a real treat to see those perfect curves set in classic radar black and simply
glowing in the finest old school green. Shit G, this bitch is classy. Like outa
my league shit. The kind of centre fold poster from ‘Playwave Magazine’ I had
on my wall as a teenager. This truly is a treat from his DX7 Synth. LeonxLeon
we salute you. Royal wank bank tackle.
Il Bosco’s Wave – Stretford, Manchester
It don’t feel right not to share my own waves so check this juicy
biatch. This is a perfect analogue kick outa the Roland 808 and into the XL2000.
You can see she has none of the hairy frizz you get with a sample off a record just
straight clean curves. It’s a shaven raver with the smooth edges and a big
booty to boot. Fire her up and watch those bassbins wobble. Its playin it safe
with the classic early MPC monochrome outfit but that’s the best colour for
complimenting those bulky lower frequencies. God daaaaaammmmmm you a sexy
wave!!!!
Ste Spandex’s Wave – Levenshulme, Manchester
Check whats Spandex is doin to his waves the kinky bastard!!
After getting twisted during 12 hour phet fuelled studio jams in his rave cave
he starts getting all Jophrey Beratheon on those bitches by sending them
through organite compressors and over the singularity of a CEM Chip black hole to
stretch em out. Check that chubby wave get stretched thin as it passes through.
If you wanted to shave some bulk of it you could have trimmed it you twisted
fuck!! Still Spandex has managed to make his wave damn sexy. From shit to fit.
Although a little scrawny for my taste I can still appreciate a tall and pretty
catwalk wave tickling my orifices any day of the week. Its an erratic ugly bitch to begin with then classy Vogue tackle at the end. Work it you scrawney wave!!!!
Starion’s Wave – Stretford, Manchester
Starion’s simply called his wave ‘The Clap’ so I was unsure
if what I was opening was STD riddled and corrupted!!! Instead we can see
Starion likes a hairy one!! Check out the un-kempt frizz on that stereo clap!
Starion you dirty bastard. I suppose it takes all kinds to make the world and I’d
be lying if I didn’t have my ‘hairy preference’ days. Theres something quite naughty
but nice about shaving pube riddled waves with a compressor. When I’m feeling
like a dirty little bastard I’ll even add growth by time stretching the fuker.
Starions clap still has a great shape and its tastefully presented in 2 shades
of blue. Bit o blue for the dads eh Starion??
I'd like to thank all the readers that sent their waves. Apologies to those that didnt make the Readers Waves section this time but keep sending. I'll keep any classics to one side for the next feature and the rest for my own personal collection.
Il Bosco
No comments:
Post a Comment